Talbot scoring record in the West of Scotland Cup today

[Auchinleckian]

Saw my record ever victory today when Auchinleck Talbot beat Vale of Clyde 14-0. First two goals were for deliberate handball in the box, stopping very clear goals, so they were down to 9 men after 25 minutes. 5-0 at half time I mentioned that we ought to declare when we got double figures!
Having used all their 3 subs trying to shore up the defence, they lost a player to injury when they were 10-0 down and finished the game with 8 players, and never gave up running and puffing (which is about all they did)
Hope we keep this form up, having won the league cup last week against the big money boys Irvine Meadow (who you may remember gave Hibs a decent game in the Scottish Cup last year)
What a day...