Football Programmes Centre

sharrowblade · Last edited by sharrowblade on Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:51 pm; edited 3 times in total

If anyone missed it on the avatar thread I have been reliably informed that this is the latest picture of Redcollector receiving his latest batch of programmes.

http://www.weird-websites.com/Pictures/smallpics/man2.jpg

Wullie · Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Posts: 3423

all signed i hope.

Molineux Phil · Joined: 22 Nov 2008 Posts: 823 Location: liverpool

And all job lots ,no doubt.

craig · Site Admin Joined: 22 Nov 2014 Posts: 1350

This was my favourite ever post anywhere! Hilarious!!!

redcollector wrote:

Molineux Phil wrote:

redcollector wrote:

does any1 collect wales programmes

What is your interest in Wales progs Red if you only have a collection of two ?.

nothing just wondered thats all if any collected them thats all

Now we may not be the best footballing team around but i know loads of Welsh programme collectors!!!

sharrowblade · Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:37 am Post subject:

Well done Jess, local girl done good Easy

However, controversary, over at the women's shot put where finnish officials deny rumours of failed drug tests.

http://f255.mail.yahoo.com/ya/.....p;inline=1

Wullie · Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Posts: 3423

Craig wrote:

This was my favourite ever post anywhere! Hilarious!!!

redcollector wrote:

Molineux Phil wrote:

redcollector wrote:

does any1 collect wales programmes

What is your interest in Wales progs Red if you only have a collection of two ?.

nothing just wondered thats all if any collected them thats all

ol:

Now we may not be the best footballing team around but i know loads of Welsh programme collectors!!!

On a similar theme, i wonder if any one is interested buying from me Manchester United Home And Aways form the 1957/58 season? I don't have any in my collection to sell but i just wondered if any of you would be interested. Do any of you want to sell Sunderland programmes you don't have? I'd be very interested.

Wulfrunian · Joined: 09 Jun 2009 Posts: 489 Location: Wolverhampton

As it happens Wullie, I dont have a complete season of Sunderland for the 1919/20 season home and away. If you want to make me an offer on them, I could be persuaded to not let you have them.
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Wullie · Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Posts: 3423

Wulfrunian wrote:

As it happens Wullie, I dont have a complete season of Sunderland for the 1919/20 season home and away. If you want to make me an offer on them, I could be persuaded to not let you have them.

I am interested, but i'll have a think first... thanks

Tynie Topics · Joined: 26 Nov 2009 Posts: 3572

Does anyone not collect Albanian programmes? if there's not, can you tell me how much they're not worth please?
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kenred · Joined: 23 Nov 2008 Posts: 396

Manori probably has Albanian programmes Mega rare ,best you have ever seen on Ebay,when King Zog played his only match for FCTirana,and CEACESCU was manager ,or something like that. Sad

sharrowblade · Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:05 pm Post subject:

I'm detecting a element of Cynicism amongst these replies Sherlock

Bring him back, ........when he gets out of the Big Brother House. Very Happy

sharrowblade · Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:50 am Post subject:

The question on many people’s lips tonight is….is he back?
You know the one, we dare not speak his name… no not Valdemort, you know ....the one!

Some people are questioning the validity of piratepete,

http://media.photobucket.com/image/silly%20pirate/buchborn/pirate.jpg?o=6

Here is an ode, adapted from Orczny’s famous novel The Scarlet Pimpernel, more in the style of Charles Hawtry than Leslie Howard.

They seek him here, they seek him there
Those programme dealers seek him everywhere
Is he sober or on the amber nector
That damned elusive Red Collector

He meddles with the programme Revolution
Popping in and out each week
The lad needs lessons in elocution
Oh La La , what a cheek!

They seek him here, they seek him there
Those programme dealers seek him everywhere
If you should see him, please do give a yell!
It will probably end in ’F**kin’ Hell’

They seek him here, they seek him there
Those programme dealers seek him everywhere
Oh, Red, how they do implore you
Simply to stay home in bed
With all your daily interference, typing out your hundreth thread.

They seek him here, they seek him there
The bargain buckets seek him everywhere!
He’s given Auchinleckian, nothing but frustration
The forum members connect you with masturbation.

They seek him here, they seek him there
Those programme collectors seek him everywhere
From Hannibal Lector to Kevin Hector
That damned elusive Red Collector

………………Thank you and goodnight. Get My Coat

surfinjim · Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:14 am Post subject:

Take a bow son!

We are not worthy!

Jim
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