Advertising Dictionary

[PennyBlake]

You have probably see this for any hobby subject but during my daily trawl though e-bay I have come across a lot of words which, lets just say, arent quite as you would expect.

So, just for fun, I gvie you the prgramme collectors dictionary and invite people to add to it.

JOB LOT = more than one programme

BULK = 5 programmes

LARGE COLLECTION = 10 programmes

BARGAIN BUNDLE = E-Bay start price of 99p

MINT = Most of the cover is intact

EXCELLENT CONDITION = The front cover hasnt fallen off yet.

HARDLY OPENED = Been lost under the bed for the last 5 years

REASONABLE = folded with greasy fingerprints on cover (O the joys of the matchday burger)

GOOD CONDITION FOR AGE = Tatty but you can make out the team names
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Penny Blake
www.wycombestuff.co.uk

Chairboys since 1993

[paulo]

I would add -

RARE - common league club programme that everyone has!

[Wulfrunian]

TEAM CHANGES/SCORES/SCORERS = written all over
LIGHT CREASING = been screwed up in a cupboard
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